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By Foley, 09/22/11, 8:29PM HKT

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McSorley's Manifesto

Gentlemen - As a side, I wanted to share a couple tidbits on Mcsorley's.
mcsorley's is a selfish crew and what's ours is ours and we don't share
well.  We've had therapy on this, but it didn't help.  With this in mind,
there is a trophy on our mantle that we are quite affectionate of, and if
any of you try to flirt with it, touch it, wink at it, caress it, put lotion
on it, or heaven forbid, try to take it, you will feel 4000lbs of mcsorley
muscle, fat, sweat and drunkenness that is in place to protect and defend
this trophy.  This will be kept in the mcsorley's family permanently and
will only be shared with future generations of mcsorley's offspring.  Take
note boys, Mcsorley's has ended every season a champion.  This is the new
reality.  The cutesy buffalo bulldog banter is from another day and age.
Keep in mind there will be some runner-up metals and a plate for the other 7
teams to share, which is only fair to you, but the championship trophy is
purely off limits.  I'm glad we have reached this understanding and look
forward to seeing everyone at the KP.  Please send any questions to Ken and
his 0-1 Santa Fe squad anytime after 4pm tomorrow.  :)

Flynn - feel free to post this on your gym locker and leave a copy on your
night stand.  Your boys will roll over in 12, just as easily as 11.  When
you and your middle aged cohorts are rubbing each other up with bengay
before and after a game, you can talk about this and reminisce about the
glory years and talk about today's sunset brewhouse franchise.  

Danny sheridan's championship odds have been set:  

Championship
Mcsorley's - 1-1
Rest of field - piss off

Runner up
Field - 3-1
Brewhouse - 100000-1
Mcsorley's - n/a

Plate
Brewhouse 3-1
Rest of field 2-1
Mcsorley's - n/a


Gonna be another great year boys!!!  

If you're not enjoying your 3rd bloody mary this morning along side me, just
ignore this note.... unless of course your name is greg "lazy fly to right
is now an out and not a double" flynn!!