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Ode to an offseason

By Anonymous, 09/26/11, 10:16PM HKT

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A brief summary of this past summer

There was an old man named Meyers

Who never missed his daily Breyers.

 

He became the commish of the HKSPSA

A job he’d soon regret one day.

 

“With the school in right field, I thus declare,

We mush switch to wood, or children beware.”

 

With Hasbun smiling and Grandolfo aghast

A sneaky vote taken and the wood bat rule passed.

 

Emails were sent and Meyers name dragged through the dirt.

By now the commish’s feelings were being hurt.

 

“I’ve had it, I’m done, Commish no more”

Unfortunately for him, we’ve heard this before.

 

The first to object Brewhouse’s Greg Flynn

That’s right, he of the infamous ‘Peanut Sin’

 

“Meyers you suck, you folded up like a fart in the wind”

So Meyers resignation must be rescind.

 

There the commish sat thinking alone it the dark

“I’ll get my revenge. F U Flynn suck on Wands arc!”